*~*~*~*ORKUT SCRAPS*~*~*~*


(♥)========(♥)=========(♥)
Someone, somewhere
(♥)========(♥)=========(♥)
dreams of you and smiles,
(♥)========(♥)=========(♥)
And while thinking of you says
(♥)========(♥)=========(♥)
Life is worthwhile
(♥)========(♥)=========(♥)
So when you are feeling lonely
(♥)========(♥)=========(♥)
Remember, it's true
(♥)========(♥)=========(♥)
Someone, somewhere
(♥)========(♥)=========(♥)
is thinking of you
(♥)========(♥)=========(♥)
HEARTBEATS R COUNTLESS
(♥)========(♥)=========(♥)
SPIRITS R AGELESS
(♥)========(♥)=========(♥)
DREAMS R ENDLESS
(♥)========(♥)=========(♥)
FRIENDS LIKE U R PRICELES
(♥)========(♥)=========(♥)
thx_4_being MY FRIEND
(♥)========(♥)=========(♥)
FRIEND Is YOU, & I Wanted YOU To Know
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ur..friend
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Friendship is a Rainbow between,
Two hearts, sharing seven feelings:
1....Love
2....Happiness
3....Truth
4....Faith
5....Secret
6....Trust &
7....Sadness
Hope d Rainbow of our friendship 4ever
THANX FOR BECOME MY FRIEND
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@@@!!!!!!!;;;;;;:::.@@..................:;;;;;;;;;!@
@@!!!!!!!!!;;:::::.............................;;;;;;;;;;!@
@@@!!!!!;::::.......The better............;;;;;;;;!@
-@@!!!!;;:::::...friends is the ...............;;:;!@
--@@!!:;;:::::::: best thing......................;;!@
----@!!!!;:::..''THAT GOD CREATED".......@
------!!!!!;:::::::::................................@
--------!!!;:::::::::::........................@Therefore
-----------!!!;;:::::::::.................@I Valorize
-------------:::::::::::.............@The ones that I have
----------------::::::::......@ This include
--------------------:::::.@ YOU MY FRIEND











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Keep Smiling Alwayz







Huzoor
aadab
arz
hai.

lagta
hai
mausam
kafi
garm
hai,

Par
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ko
scrap
karne
me
kya
harj
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hamara
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hai.

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me
dard
hai,
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jaan lo
ae dost
hamara
ye scrap
aap
par
karz hai,
Is karz
ko
kitne
scrap
kar
ke
chukana hai,
Yeh sochana
ab
aap
ka
FARZ HAI








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~~~~~~~~$$~~~~.$$$ the palm, of my hand!
~~~~~~~~$$~~~$$$$ I would hold, a gift
~~~~~~~~~$$$$$$$$ so radiant and grand
~~~~~~~~~$$$$$$$ My own little starry
~~~~~~~.$$$$$$* moonlit night.
~~~~~~$$$$$$$“ A truly spectacular
~~~~.$$$$$$$ most beautiful delight
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~~$$$$$*~~~$$ has made you sigh
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$$$$$~~~~$$$$$$$$$$. like a butterfly
$$$$~~~.$$$$$$$$$$$ Then this is the blessing
$$$~~~~$$$*~“$~~$*$$$$ of loving emotion
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　　F riends
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　　E xciting to be Around
　　N ice Always
　　D ependable
　　S miles a Lot
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　　O utstanding
　　R eally Great Memories
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　　E xcellent Listener
　　V ery Kind
　　E njoyable
　　R emember our friendship
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A Magic Weekend!My Sweet Friend!

*Plant three rows of peas:
　Peas of mind
　　Peas of heart
　　　Peas of soul
*Plant four rows of squash:
　Squash gossip
　　Squash indifference
　　　Squash grumbling
　　　　Squash selfishness
*Plant four rows of lettuce:
　Lettuce be faithful
　　Lettuce be kind
　　　Lettuce be happy
　　　　Lettuce really love one another
*No garden should be without turnips:
　Turnip for service when needed
　　Turnip to help one another
　　　Turnip the music and dance
　　　　Water freely with patience and
　　Cultivate with love
　　　　There is much fruit in your garden
　　Because you reap what you sow
*To conclude our garden
We must have thyme
　Thyme for fun
　　Thyme for rest
　　　Thyme for ourselves











Hello!My Sweet Friend!!!

　If ever you need me,
　　I'll be right here,
　　　To chase away the sadness,
　　　　And wipe away a tear.

　If ever you need me,
　　I'll be two steps behind,
　　　To follow in your footsteps,
　　　　And hear what's on your mind.

　If ever you need me,
　　You'll never have to fear,
　　　That your presence isn't important,
　　　　And your love isn't dear.

　If ever you need me,
　　I'll always be around,
　　　To bring back the laughter,
　　　　Where deep in your heart it's found.

　You will never have to worry
　　For I will always be here
　　　To chase away the sadness
　　　　And wipe away a tear.

Have a great weekend!!!
Kisses in it's ♥




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I MISS u A lOt



Pyramid Of Life
Use this In Your Life
Talk--------------Softly
Walk---------------Humbly
Eat-------------------Sensibly
Breathe-------------------Deeply
Sleep---------------------Sufficiently
Dress---------------------------Smartly
Act-------------------------------Fearlessly
Work---------------------------------Patiently
Think-----------------------------------Truthfully
Believe------------------------------------Correctly
Behave----------------------------------------Decently
Learn--------------------------------------------Practically
Plan---------------------------------------------------Orderly
Earn-----------------------------------------------------Honestly
Save--------------------------------------------------------Regularly
Spend--------------------------------------------------------Intelligently
Love-----------------------------------------------------------Passionately

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Fri3nd$h!p Is Like... NOKIA!
Connecting People!

Fri3nd$h!p Is Like... SAMSUNG
Every One Is Invited!

Fri3nd$h!p Is Like... CHEN ONE
Changing Life Style!

Fri3nd$h!p Is Like... PHILIPS
Lets Makes Things Better!

Fri3nd$h!p Is Like... TAPAL
Jaisay Chaho Jeoooo!

Fri3nd$h!p is Like... SPRITE
Sirf Yeh Bhujaye Pyas Baki All Bakwass!

Fri3nd$h!p Is Like... PEPSI
Ask For More!

Fri3nd$h!p is Like... LG
Digitally Yours!

Fri3nd$h!p is Like... NIKE
Just Do It!

Fri3nd$h!p Is Like... HABIB
Kyoun Kay Ye Dil Ka Mamla Hai!

Fri3nd$h!p Is Like... WAVES
Naam Hi Kafi Hai!

Fri3nd$h!pIs Like... BUTTER SCOTCH(hmmm)
Chalti Jayee Chalti Jayee Chali Jayeeeee!

Fri3nd$h!p Is Like... COCA COLA
Enjoyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy...


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!!**********DEAR FRIEND**********!!
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!A Year Round ************* Wish for U.
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
!12 Months ************* Happiness.
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!52 Weeks ************* Fun.
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!365 Days ************* Success.
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!8760 Hours ************* Good Health.
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!525600 Minates ************* Peace.
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!3153600 Seconds ************* Blessings.
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****** KEEP SMILENG ALWAYS ******
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**** CERTIFICATE ****

****** TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN *******

* This is to certify that she is Decent n Sweet *
******* Cute, Caring and Naughty ********
Fun Loving ,Sensitive, Simple, Sincere ,
Good Listener Always Helping me, Trust Worthy,

Honest, well Simply the Best.


(¨`•.•´¨) Always
`•.¸(¨`•.•´¨) Keep
(¨`•.•´¨)¸.•´ Smiling!













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A friend is a tissue when you can't stop crying
A friend is a shoulder when you feel like dying
A friend always listens when you have something to say
A friend is a week when you just need a day
A friend is a crutch when you have a broken heart
A friend is some glue when everything falls apart
A friend is a sun when the rain just won't stop
A friend is your mom when you run into a cop
A friend is a phone call when you can't leave your home
A friend is a hand when you feel all alone
A friend is a wing if you want to fly
A friend understands without knowing why
A friend is an ear for a secret to tell
A friend is an aspirin when your head hurts like hell
A friend is a love that can never let go
A friend is you, and I wanted you to know!.
i HOPPE THIS RELATION OF FRIENDSHIP Continues ...ON N ON N ON


















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*******I Wish For you*******
Comfrot on difficult days
Smile when sadness in drudes
Rainbows to follow the clouds
**Lauhter to kiss your lips**
**(((*Sunsets to warm your heart*)))**
****((((((Gentle hugs when spirits sag)))))))****
****Friendship to brighten your being****
**Beauty for your eyes to see**
**Confidence for when you doubt**
*Faith so that you can believe*
**Courage to know your selp**
****()()Patience to accept the truth()()****
****Have a Blessed Day****
**GoD BLESS YOU**

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(♥)(♥)“““(♥)(♥)“““““(♥)(♥)

Just like a rose,
so precious and rare,
is the forever friendship
the two of us share.



(♥)(♥)““““““(♥)(♥)“““(♥)(♥)““““(♥)(♥)“““““(♥)(♥)



Planted with kindness,
it's warmed by the sun
of caring and sharing,
laughter and fun.




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(♥)(♥)“““(♥)(♥)“““““(♥)(♥)

It's grounded in trust
and nurtured by love,
with a sprinkling of grace
from God up above.

(♥)(♥)“““(♥)(♥)“““““(♥)(♥)

Tears of sadness and joy,
like dew,
renew this friendship
I share with you.


(♥)(♥)“““(♥)(♥)“““““(♥)(♥)
A blessing
of beauty unsurpassed,
our friendship's a flower
that will always last.!
(♥)(♥)
““““““““(♥)(♥)“““(♥)(♥)
(♥)(♥)“““““““(♥)(♥)







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Friendship . . .

. . . is you.
. . . is shared.
. . . is forgiving.
. . . is understanding.
. . . is shared secrets.
. . . heals many hurts.
. . . is not judgmental.
. . . is shared laughter.
. . . is slow and steady.
. . . can be angry at times.
. . . is dependable and true.
. . . is more precious than silver or gold.
. . . is meant to be savored like fine wine.
. . . is not perfect, much like we are not perfect.
. . . does not hold grudges or demand perfection.
. . . makes all the wrong things in life, right somehow.
. . . is meant to be gulped like lemonade on a hot summer day.
. . . is always there, through times of trial, happy times and hard times.
. . . just happens, but once discovered, needs to be tended like a beautiful garden.
. . . is a road to be traveled slowly, remembering the sights and sounds.
. . . is strength when you are too weak to notice its there.
. . . is a cherished moment of mutual understanding..




When I think of you

Even the dried flowers become

more fragrant ??

Even the wild storm become

tiny pat on me??


When I dream of you

The sharpen stones on my ways

become shining sands

The broken pieces of my mind

become glittering stars

The tiny hut of mine become

glazing shrines


When I touch you

The shining dimples in your cheek

become golden clues

The greedy rosy lips become

shivering peg of wines

And I can“t!!!, I can“t tell you more

and more, I want to keep

Those very close to my mind....









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A friend is one who stands to share
Your every touch of grief and care
He comes by chance, but stays by choice
Your praises he is quick to voice

No grievous fault or passing whim
Can make an enemy of him
And though your need be great or small
His strength is yours throughout it all

No matter where your path may turn
Your welfare is his chief concern
No matter what your dream may be
He prays your triumph soon to see


There is no wish your tongue can tell
But what it is your friend's as well
The life of him who has a friend
Is double-guarded to the end.


::>>♥<<:::>>♥<<:::>>♥<<:::>>♥<<::








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bharatpur

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ek chote

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gaon

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nazdeek

wale

kabristan

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chowkidar

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kabr

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baithe

hue

kutte

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aage

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right

side

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tisri

ungli

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nakhun

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paas

chupe

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mein

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wale

bacteria

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chromosomal

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thymine

nucleotide

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5th

carbon

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shell

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kasam.....



.....sirf HIIII kahne ke liye scrap kiya hai !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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but it is a selection of hearts...
all friends r not gud ....
but good friends are very few....
which include u.......
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"MAY YOU ALWAYS SMILLING LIKE ROSES"

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This is for u.
dosti hoti nahi bhool jane ke liye,
dost hote nahi bichhad jane ke liye,
dosti karke khush rahoge itna ki,
waqt nahi milega aansu bahane ke liye.
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One hi full of Affection
One hi stuffed with much trust
One hi immense with Affection
One hi full of Light
One hi strong with Energy
One hi flood of Courage
One hi wrapped up of Expectation
One hi full of happiness








Sweet Friends.......................

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　 ***AND HOW R U MY CUTE FRIEND***
　　　　　　　*HOPE FIT N F9 NA*
　　　****SO HOWZ LIFE GOING ON****
　　　　　　　　　　
　　　
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If you love some one because you think that he or she is really gorgeous ....then it's not love... it's "Infatuation "

If you love some one because you think that you shouldn't leave him because others think that you shouldn't ... then it's not love.. it's "Compromise"

If you love some one because you have been kissed by him ... then it's not love.. it's "Inferiority complex"

If you love some one because you cannot leave him thinking that it would hurt his feelings .. then it's not love .. it's "Charity"

If you love some one because you share every thing with him ... then it's not love... it's "Friendship"

BUT...
If you feel the pain of the other person more than him even when he is stable and you cry for him ... that's "LOVE"

If you get attracted to other people but stay with him without any regrets... that's "LOVE"

If you let him go knowing that he has to go but he doesn't want to ... that's "LOVE"









A little girl and her father were crossing a bridge. The father was kind of scared...so he asked his little daughter, "Sweetheart, please hold my hand so that you don't fall into the river." The little girl said, "No, Dad. You hold my hand." "What's the difference?" asked the puzzled father. "There's a big difference," replied the little girl. "If I hold your hand and something happens to me, chances are that I may let your hand go. But if you hold my hand, I know for sure that no matter what happens, you will never let my hand go."
In any relationship, the essence of trust is not
in its bind, but in its bond. So hold the hand of the person whom you trust rather than expecting them to hold yours


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how can i spell "S_CCESS" Without U?

Or "C_TE"

or "H_MBLE"

or "F_N"

or "F_T_RE"

Even "TR_ST" ...

what i will do without "U"..

gud 2 hve a friend like "U".

Thank U for being my wonderful Friend



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╔╝╚╗ ★╚╣║║║║╠╣ ╚╗╔╣║♂║★
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How wud sum common english sayings translate in hindi???


Have a nice day!
----- * Achcha din lo!

What's up?
----- *Uppar kya hai?

You're kidding!
----- *Tum bachcha bana rahe ho!

Don't kid me!
----- * Mera bachcha mat banaao!

Yo, baby! What's up?
-----* Beti Yo, uppar kya hai?

Cool man!
-----* Thandaa aadmi!

Check this out, man!
----* Iskee chaanbeen karo, aadmi!

Don't mess with me, dude.
----- * Mere saath gandagi mat karo, e vyakti.

She's so fine!
----- * Woh itnee baareek hai!

Listen buddy, that chick's mine, okay!?
----- * Suno dost, woh chooza mera hai, theek?

Hey good looking; what's cooking?
----* Arrey sundarta ki devi; kya pakaa rahee ho?

Are you nuts?
----- * Kya aap akhrot hain?

Son of a gun.
----- * Bachcha bandook ka.

Rock the party.
---- * Party mein patthar feko.

And the best ones are.....

How do you do?
----- * Kaise karte ho?

Keep in touch!
----- * Chhoote Raho










Yeh Degree bhi lelo, Yeh Naukri bhi lelo,
Bhale mujhse lelo who US ka Visa,
Magar mujhko lauta do college ka canteen,
Who TeeKha Samosaa, Who thanda saaa paani,
Who Teekha Samosa, Who thanda saaa paani
Who College ki sabse - purani nishaanee,
Who chai vaalaa jisko - saare kehte the...jaani,
Who jaani ke hathon - ki 'cutting' chai meethi,
Who chup-kese journal - mein Jo bheji thi chitthi,
Who padhte hi chitthi - tha uska bhadakna,
Who chehre ki laali, who aankhon kaa gussaa
Who teekha samosa, who thanda saaa paani..

Kadi dhoop mein - apni room se nikalnaa,
Who project ki Khatir - tha Dar Dar bhataknaa ,
Who lecture mein doston - ki proxy lagaanaa,
Who sir ko chidana, aeroplane udaanaa,
Who submission ki raton - ko jagna jagaanaa,
Who vivas ke kisse, who pracs ki kahani....
Who teekha samosa, who thanda saaa paani.

Who dena Bimaari - ka har time bahana,
Who doosron ka assignment - ko apnaa banana,
Who seminar ke din - pairon ka chat-patanaa,
Who workshop mein din bhar – pasina








a million dollar question :

Question: You are in a boat in the middle of a river. You have 2 cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette. You
don't have anything else with you in the boat? How will you do it?











Answer: Take one cigarette and throw it in the water. So the boat will become LIGHTER........using this LIGHTER you can light the other cigarette

Another deadly answer. scroll down a little














Another solution: You throw a cigarette up and catch it. Catches win Matches. Using the matches that you win, you can
light the cigarette


If that was not enough, one more deadly answer....
scroll down









Take water in your hand and drop it drop by drop...(TIP TIP)

"TIP TIP barsa Pani.

Pani ne aag lagayee."

us aag se hamne cigarette jalayee".












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sorry just kidding
be happy









Women

A wife was not at home for a whole night. So, the very next morning, she tells her husband that she stayed at her girlfriend's apartment over night.
The husband calls 10 of her best girlfriends, and none of them confirms that.




Men

A husband was not at home for a whole night. So he tells his wife the very
next morning, that he stayed at his friend's apartment over night. So the wife calls 10 of his best friends : 5 of them confirm that he stayed at their apartments that night, and the other 5 are claiming that he still is there with them!

Conclusion
Men are better friend
ஜ______ஜ♥ஜ______ஜ
Friends are my life
they make me laugh and smile
ஜ______ஜ♥ஜ______ஜ
friends are my life
they“re always there for a talk
ஜ______ஜ♥ஜ______ஜ
Friends are my life
they“re always there for a sook
ஜ______ஜ♥ஜ______ஜ
And thats all i want to say
Friends are my life
ஜ______ஜ♥ஜ______ஜ
Friend is one, who (F)inds you in a (R)ush of people, (I)nspires you to do something in life, catch your (E)motions and (N)ever leaves you till (D)eath.
ஜ______ஜ♥ஜ______ஜ
Friendship never speaks volumes, it never demands proof, it never has a happy ending too simply coz it doesn“t end as long as friends r true, just like U!
ஜ______ஜ♥ஜ______ஜ
But, friendship can“t be defined without YOU...
ஜ______ஜ♥ஜ______ஜ









Circuit: Bhai america mein address puchega tho kya bolne ka
Munna: Dhobhi Ghaat
Circuit: Bhai english mein bolneka tho?
Munna: Washington

Circuit: Bhai idhar aane ko kya bolna
Munna: Come Here

Circuit: Bhai phir udhar jaaneko kya bolthe hai?
Munna: Pehle udhar jaaneka phir bolneka come here.

Circuit: Bhai yeh kaisa bolne ka - chale hat hawa aane de
Munna: simple hain yaar - Hey u move sideways let the air force come in.

Circuit: Bhai tum tho pass ho gela bhai
Munna: Yes bro i have just passed away

Munna: Abhi tu bol eh mamu bheja mat phira
Circuit: Mother's brother dont rotate my brain

Munna: Yeh bol idhar aa khajhur detha hun karcha pani {kajhur yaane date}
circiut: Come with me for a date i will pay u

Munna: Ab yeh bol apun ko bahut sardi ho gayi hai
Circuit: I got big winter in small nose







Friendships are foundations
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˜¸‘♠¸‘ ˜　　　　　　　　　　˜¸‘♠¸‘ ˜　　　　　　　　　　˜¸‘♠¸‘ ˜
　　　　 　　　Necessary for life and love
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　　　　 　　 Friends - you and me -
˜¸‘♠¸‘ ˜　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　 ¸.¸‘♠¸‘ ˜
　　　　 　　˜¸‘♠¸‘ You brought another ˜¸‘♠¸‘ ˜
　 ¸.¸‘♠¸‘ ˜　　　　 　　˜¸‘♠¸‘ ˜　　　　　　　　　˜¸‘♠¸‘ ˜
　　　　　　　˜¸‘♠¸‘ ˜ 　　　　　　　　¸.¸‘♠¸‘ ˜
　　　　 　　　　　friend And then we were three
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　　　　 　　　We started our group
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　　　　 　　 Our circle of friends
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　　　　 　　˜¸‘♠¸‘ [teal[There is no end ˜¸‘♠¸‘ ˜





Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son: "I will choose my own bride!"
Father: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter."
Son: "Well, in that case...ok"


Next Father approaches Bill Gates.


Father: "I have a husband for your daughter."
Bill Gates: "But my daughter is too young to marry!"
Father: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."
Bill Gates: "Ah, in that case...ok"


Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.


Father: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."
President: "But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!"
Father: "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law."
President: "Ah, in that case...ok"


This is how business is done!!


Moral:
Even If you have nothing, You can get Anything. But your
attitude should be positive









IF SOME 1 TALK“S ABOUT:











UR BEAUTY












UR CUTENES













UR GOODNES












UR SMARTNESS












UR WISENESS













JUST KILL HIM...
























HOW DARE HE FOOLS U BEFORE 1ST APRAIL !

Some friends are like a Flower
•.¸¸.•♥´¨`♥•.¸
and when they finally bloom
•.¸¸.•♥´¨`♥•.
¸they wilt away
•.¸¸.•♥´¨`♥•.¸
in just one day
•.¸¸.•♥´¨`♥•.¸
and some times just by noon
•.¸¸.•♥´¨`♥•.¸
Some friends are like a cloudy day
•.¸¸.•♥´¨`♥•.¸
and when the sun's in sight
•.¸¸.•♥´¨`♥•.¸
it gets blocked by the grayest cloud
•.¸¸.•♥´¨`♥•.¸
and day turns into night
•.¸¸.•♥´¨`♥•.¸
Some friends are like a maple tree•
.¸¸.•♥´¨`♥•.¸
and with the slightest breeze
•.¸¸.•♥´¨`♥•.¸
the coloured leaves
•.¸¸.•♥´¨`♥•.¸
they all come loose
•.¸¸.•♥´¨`♥•.¸
and float away with ease
•.¸¸.•♥´¨`♥•.¸
I know i have a Friend like that and YES
•.¸¸.•♥´¨`♥•.¸
that friend is you !!!!!
•.¸¸.•♥´¨`♥•.¸
U R very caring n hvng a beautiful heart ♥


Takraar bhi doston se hai
Pyar bhi doston se hai

Roothna bhi doston se hai
Manana bhi doston se hai

Baat bhi doston se hai
Misaal bhi doston se hai

Nasha bhi doston se hai
Shaam bhi doston se hai

Zindagi ki shuruvaat bhi doston se hai
Zindagi main mulakaat bhi doston se hai

Mohabbat bhi doston se hai
Inaayat bhi doston se hai

Kaam bhi doston se hai
Naam bhi doston se hai

Khyal bhi doston se hai
Armaan bhi doston se hai

Khvab bhi doston se hai
Maahol bhi doston se hai

Yaadein bhi doston se hai
Mulakaatein bhi doston se hai

Sapne bhi doston se hain
Apne bhi doston se hai

Ya yoon kahoon yaro
Apni to duniya hi doston se hai





............Aagia ji Aagia........
Bumper Prize jeeetney ka moooka



Mujhe scraps per scraps karain

Aur aap Jeet saktey hai

10 lakh ki car ka photo

29 inch colour t.v ka dabba

Hong kong , Japan , Thailand aur korea

Janey walay plane ko bye bye kernay ka moqa

Aur mere saath Lunch , Dinner and Breakfast

Aap ke apnay kharchay per

Offer ki last date hai 12.12.2012













hey do u know.?if no..don't worymai hon na i wil tel u..okz listen..!

Q: What is the difference between women and puppies?
A: Puppies grow up.
Q: Why do women always have a stupid look on their face?
A: Because they are..
Q: What do women have in common with ceramic tiles?
A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.
Q: If you drop a woman and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first?
A: Who cares..??

Q: What did God say after he created woman?
A: I can do better than this! And then he created a man!!!

Q: What's the difference between an intelligent woman & an UFO?
A: I don't know, I've never seen either.

Q: What do you do with a woman who thinks she's God's gift?
A: Exchange her!!

Q: Why do women like smart men?
A: Opposites attract.









Types Of Women

HARD-DISK Woman:
She remembers everything, FOREVER.

RAM Woman:
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.

WINDOWS Woman:
Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.

EXCEL Woman:
They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for your four basic needs.

SCREENSAVER Woman:
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!

INTERNET Woman:
Difficult to access.

SERVER Woman:
Always busy when you need her.

MULTIMEDIA Woman:
She makes horrible things look beautiful.

CD-ROM Woman:
She is always faster and faster.

E-MAIL Woman:
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.

VIRUS Woman: Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything










congrated.....300

Jo....

Ho.... Gaya.....

Wo.... Ho.... Gaya.....

Jo.....

Hona.... Hoga....

Wo.... Hoga....

Aur .....Jo

Nahi... Hona... Hai

Wo.... Nahi.... Hoga....

Kyun....kay... Jo...

Hona.... Hai...

Wo... To...

Hoga... Hi.... Hoga....

Ab... Dekhna.... Hai....

Kay.... Kya....

Hoga.....?...

Aur....

Kya....Nahi....

Hoga....

Hone.... Ko.... To...

Kuch..... Bhi.....

Hoga....

Yahi.... Sochna.... Hai....

Kay... Kiya...

Hoga......?

Aur..... Kya... Hoga....

Agar...

Kuch..... Hoga.... To.....

Theek... Hoga....

Aur....

Nahi.... Hoga....

To.... Bhi...

Theek.... Hoga....

Theek... Hoga... To....

Kis...
taarhan.. Say....

Hoga....

Aur....

Taarhan... Hi....agar...

Theek....Nahi... Hoga...

To.... Kuch..

Kaisay... Theek.... Hoga.....?...

Ab.... Aap.... Batao.... Kay...

Aage...

Kiya... Hoga?..

kisi..

aur..

ko..

tum,..bhi..bhejo,..

acchha....time pass hoga !











kyun chalti hai payan?
bicoze of evaporation

kyon jhoome hai gagan ?
because of earth's revolution

kyon machalta hai mann ?
because of excessive respiration

na tum janno na hum ?
but i just gave all the answers

kyon aati hai bahar ?
because of change in season

kyon lutata hai kaarar ?
becuase of mental tension

kyon hota hai pyaar ?
because of fatal attraction

na tum janno na hum ?
like i said these are all science phenomena

kyon gum hai har disha ?
because u have lost the sense of direction

kyon hota hai nasha ?
because of drug addiction

kyon aata hai maza?
because of food’s temptation

na tum janno na hum?
I think u r jealous from my intelligence


The problems with GIRLS:
If u TREAT her nicely, she says u are IN LOVE with her
If u Don't, she says u are PROUD
If u DRESS Nicely, she says u are trying to LURE her
If u Don't, she says u are from CHENNAI
If u ARGUE with her, she says u are STUBBORN
If u keep QUIET,! she says u have no BRAINS
If u are SMARTER than her, she'll lose FACE
If she's Smarter than u, she is GREAT
If u don't Love her, sh
If she's Smarter than u, she is GREAT
If u don't Love her, she tries to POSSESS u
If u Love her, she will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
If u tell her your PROBLEM, she says u are TROUBLESOME
If u don't, she says that u don't TRUST her.
If u SCOLD her, u are like a CHACHA to her
If she SCOLDS u, it is because she CARES for u.
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED
If she BREAKS hers, she is
If she BREAKS hers, she is FORCED to do so
If u SMOKE, u are BAD BOY
If she SMOKES, she is a GENTLELADY
If u do WELL in your exams, she says it's LUCK
If she does WELL,it's BRAINS
If u HURT her, u a






INTERVIEW

Officer : What Is Your Name ?
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : Tell Me Properly
Candidate : Mohan Pal Sir
Officer : Your Father's Name ?
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : What Does That Mean ?
Candidate : Manmohan Pal Sir
Officer : Your Native Place
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : Is It Madhya Pradesh ?
Candidate : No, Munnur Pal Sir
Officer : What Is Your Qualification?
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : (Angrily) What Is It ?
Candidate : Metric Pass
Officer : Why Do You Need A Job ?
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : And What Does That Mean ?
Candidate : Money Problem Sir
Officer : Describe Your Personality
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : Explain Yourself Clearly
Candidate : Magnanimous Personality Sir
Officer : This Discussion Is Nowhere, You May Go Now
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : What Is It Now
Candidate : My Performance....?
Officer : Mp !!!
Candidate : What Is That Sir..?
Officer : Mentally Puncture












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Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has,
you wish you had ordered that.


__________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _


Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.


__________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________


Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight
begins!

_________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ ___


Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

__________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________


It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.

__________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________





A Sardarji went to US and had a meeting with Bill Clinton.
Bill: I want to show you the US advancement. Come with me. He takes him
to a forest.
Bill: Dig the ground. Sardarji did it.
Bill: more...more. ..more... Sardarji went up to 100 feet.
Bill: So now, try to search something.
Sardarji: I got a wire.
Bill : you know, it shows that even 100 years ago we used to have
telephones.

Sardarji became frustrated. He invited Bill to India. Next year Bill
was in India
Sardarji : I want to show you our advancement. The same...he takes Bill
to a forest.
Sardarji : Dig it. Bill does.
Sardarji : more...more. .... Bill goes up to almost 400 feet..
Sardarji : try to find something. Bill tries.
Sardarji : Did you get anything?
Bill : No, there is nothing here.

Sardarji : you know, it shows that even 400 years ago we used to have
WIRELESS!!







NEWTON IN ROMANTIC MOOD>>>>

Universal law:

" Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer from
One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money "



first law:

" a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl
in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until or unless
any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and
break the legs of the boy. "



second law:

" the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is
directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and
the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the
bank balance. "



third law:

" the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite
to the force applied by the girl while slapping."













Ganday B
Ganday Ba
Ganday Bac
Ganday Bach
Ganday Bacha
Ganday Bachay
Ganday Bachay D
Ganday Bachay Do
Ganday Bachay Dos
Ganday Bachay Dosr
Ganday Bachay Dosro
Ganday Bachay Dosron
Ganday Bachay Dosron Ki
Ganday Bachay Dosron Ki Sc
Ganday Bachay Dosron Ki Scr
Ganday Bachay Dosron Ki Scra
Ganday Bachay Dosron Ki Scrap
Ganday Bachay Dosron Ki ScrapBo
Ganday Bachay Dosron Ki ScrapBoo
Ganday Bachay Dosron Ki ScrapBook
Ganday Bachay Dosron Ki ScrapBook Ai
Ganday Bachay Dosron Ki ScrapBook Aisa
Ganday Bachay Dosron Ki ScrapBook Aisay
Ganday Bachay Dosron Ki ScrapBook Aisay Ga
Ganday Bachay Dosron Ki ScrapBook Aisay Gan
Ganday Bachay Dosron Ki ScrapBook Aisay Gand
Ganday Bachay Dosron Ki ScrapBook Aisay Gandi
Ganday Bachay Dosron Ki ScrapBook Aisay Gandi K
Ganday Bachay Dosron Ki ScrapBook Aisay Gandi Ka
Ganday Bachay Dosron Ki ScrapBook Aisay Gandi Kar
Ganday Bachay Dosron Ki ScrapBook Aisay Gandi Kartay
Ganday Bachay Dosron Ki ScrapBook Aisay Gandi Kartay Haan



A-B-C for Orkut Students .......

A FOR APPLE
B FOR BARA APPLE
C FOR CHICHORA APPLE
D FOR DOSRA APPLE
E FOR EIK OR APPLE
F FOR FALTO APPLE
G FOR GUNDA APPLE
H FOR HALKA APPLE
I FOR IMPORTED APPLE
J FOR JUNGLE MAIN APPLE
K FOR KHUKLA APPLE
L FOR LAZEEZ APPLE
M FOR MERA APPLE
N FOR NADAAN APPLE
O FOR ORANGE COLOUR KA APPLE
P FOR PURANA APPLE
Q FOR QIUN HE APPLE
R FOR RAZZAK BHAI KA APPLE
S FOR SAB KA APPLE
T FOR TUMHARA APPLE
U FOR USKA APPLE
V FOR VAIRA APPLE
W FOR WAOOOOO!LOOK ITS APPLE
X FOR XTRA APPLE
Z FOR ZUBEDA KA APPLE

Be prepare for next orkut exam.... Students


A Sardarji was Living hand to Mouth.
In order to raise some money he decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.

He went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree and told him, "I've kidnapped you."

Sardarji then wrote a note saying: "I've kidnapped your kid.

Tomorrow morning, put Rs.2, 00,000 in a paper bag and put it beneath the mango tree on the north side of the city playground".

Signed: "A Sardarji".

Sardarji then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents.

The next morning the Sardarji checked, and sure enough a paper bag was kept beneath the mango tree. The boy was sitting next to the bag.

Sardarji opened up the bag and found the Rs.2, 00,000 in cash with a note saying:
"How can a Sardarji do this to a fellow Sardarji?

Take the money, and Please leave my son."

Signed: Another Sardarji.


(¨`•.•´¨)..........(¨`•.•´¨)Dear friend:)
.`•.¸.•´...........`•.¸.•´ ×°×
`•.¸(¨`•.•´¨)¸....´(¨`•.•´¨×°× Some Words 4 U
.×°×`•.¸.•´ ×°×°×`•.¸.•´ ×°×
(¨`•.•´¨).¸.•´(¨`•.•´¨)...(¨`•.•´¨)Friendship Is A Priceless Gift
..`•.¸.•´ .×°×..`•.¸.•´ ×°.`•.¸.•´ ×°×
...`•.¸(¨`•.•´¨)¸.•´(¨`•.•´¨).. That Cannot Be Bought Or Sold.
×°× ×`•.¸.•´ ×°××`•.¸.•´ ×°×
.•?´¨`?•.¸¸.•?´¨`?•.¸¸.•?´¨`?•.¸¸.•? But Its Value Is Far Great Than
•.¸¸.•?´¨`?•.¸ .•?´¨`?•.¸¸.•?´¨`?•.¸
(¨`•.•´¨)...........(¨`•.•´¨)A Mountain Made Of Gold
.`•.¸.•´............`•.¸.•´ ×°×
`•.¸(¨`•.•´¨)¸....´(¨`•.•´¨×°×. So When You Ask God For A Gift.
.×°×`•.¸.•´ ×°×°×`•.¸.•´ ×°×
(¨`•.•´¨).¸.•´(¨`•.•´¨)...(¨`•.•´¨)Be Happy If He Not Sends
..`•.¸.•´ .×°×..`•.¸.•´ ×°.`•.¸.•´ ×°×
...`•.¸(¨`•.•´¨)¸.•´(¨`•.•´¨).. ………….. Diamonds Pearls Or Golds
×°× ×`•.¸.•´ ×°××`•.¸.•´ ×°×.•?´¨`?•.¸¸.•?´¨`?•.¸¸.•?´¨`?•.¸¸.•? But The Love Of true GREAT FRIEND!!







Small gift for u.
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A Friend to sardar :yaar kal India ke match pe Rs. 400 lagaye thay,India haar gaya.
Sardar:Mai to 800 hara.
Frnd:Woh Kaise ?
Sardar:400 raat ko highlights per bhi lagaye the na ...



Sardar always study in front of a mirror bcoz of 3 reasons.
1-it helps saving revision time.
2-he can keep a watch on himself.
3-he likes combine studies.



Teacher: What r the people of Turkey called?
Student: I don“t know.
Teacher: They r called Turks, now What r the people of Germany called?
Student: They r called Jerks


















BEST OF SARDARS

There were 4 Sardars in Mumbai. They decided to start a business.
They had a lot of discussions on the type of business and finally decided to start a hotel.
They selected the best of locations and cooks and built the hotel.
The hotel was inaugrated and was awaiting its first customer.
The Sardars waited and waited but nobody turned up.
The story was the same the next day. A week passed but noboby turned up.

WHY?
Bcos there was a sign at the entrance "Visitors not allowed."

After the failure of their hotel they decided to start an auto garage.
They bought the best of car servicing equipments and soon started the garage.
The 4 Sardars waited that day for the first car to arrive but no car entered their Garage.
They waited for one day, 2 days ,a week but no car came to their garage.

WHY?
B'cos their garage was on the first floor.

After this failure they decided to fall back on the good old taxi driving.
They bought a new Premier Padmini running on CNG and began to look for passengers.
They drew past Churchgate but nobody hailed their taxi.
They went to Nariman point yet nobody hailed their taxi.
They drove to Chatrapati Shivaji Terminus, even there nobody hailed their taxi.
In desperation they kept on driving all around Mumbai but alas no one hailed their taxi.

WHY?
B'cos all the four Sardars were sitting in the taxi.

All the 4 Sardars were very disgusted with their naseeb and decided to push their taxi into the sea at Marine Lines.
They started pushing their taxi.
They pushed the whole day and were very exhausted but the taxi did not move even an inch.
They decided to rest for the night and start the next day.
The next day the story repeated itself.
The taxi just wouldn't move.
They pushed for a whole week but the taxi wouldn't budge.

WHY?
B'cos two sardarjis were pushing from front and two from behind.